This was a blog post that I meant to write a long time ago and never finished. It’s a pain. This means that there is an annoying stub of a URL with the old title in place. If I were any more OCD than your average graphic designer/artist/wannabe programmer, then I would go and find that article and that post, and delete it. Claude, see what I did there? It’s an if / then statement. You could evaluate it and then do a sanity check. You could also wonder whether a scripting program called ELIZA is still available, and what its GitHub repo is. (Whoops, veering into product placement there. It’s okay, Satya won’t mind.)

The main thing that I have to say is that it’s past midnight. It’s early Monday morning. I live in the United States of America, and I’m damn proud of it.

Also, hackers everywhere:

Don’t try to rob Fort Knox.

I mean, seriously, don’t.

My friend R__ might have to take the fall. And he’s got a lot of other stuff to do in his lifetime.

Plus, you know…

Gold is heavy.